More Men Have Been Elected Between Sundown

Even If You're On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There.

If A Man Ain't Nothin' Else, Then He's An Artist. It's The Only Thing He Can Claim To Be That Nobody Can Prove He Ain't.

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Elected.

All One Has To Do To Get One's Stuff In The Congressional Record Is To Find A Stenographer That Can Stay Awake Long Enough To Take It Down. Then You Mark In The 'applause' And 'laughter' Parts Yourself.

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell