If A Man Ain't Nothin' Else, Then

I See By The Papers That They Are Going To Do Away With All The Nuisance Taxes. That Means That A Man Can Get A Marriage License For Nothing.

We Are All Here For A Spell, Get All The Good Laughs You Can.

Some People Try To Turn Back Their Odometers. Not Me, I Want People To Know “why” I Look This Way. I’ve Traveled A Long Way And Some Of The Roads Weren’t Paved.

When I Die, I Want To Die Like My Grandfather Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep. Not Screaming Like All The Passengers In His Car.

Lettin' The Cat Outta The Bag Is A Whole Lot Easier 'n Puttin' It Back In.