Misquotations Are The Only Quotations That Are

Misquotations Are The Only Quotations That Are Never Misquoted.

An Author Should Be Delighted, Not Annoyed When He Hears Himself Persistently Misquoted. He Could Receive No Higher Compliment. It Proves That The World Has Frequent And Urgent Need Of His Thoughts And Will Rather Change The Manner In Which He Expresses Them Than Do Without The Things Expressed.

[d]on't Grow Old. With Age Comes Caution, Which Is Another Name For Cowardice.... Whatever Else You Do In Life, Don't Cultivate A Conscience. Without A Conscience A Man May Never Be Said To Grow Old. This Is An Age Of Very Old Young Men.

The English Public Doesn't Really Like Shakespeare; It Prefers Football.

Misquotation Is The Pride And Privilege Of The Learned.