Misquotation Is The Pride And Privilege Of

Fate Stalks Us With Depressing Monotony From Womb To Tomb, And, When We Are Least Expecting It, Deals Us A Series Of Crushing Blows From Behind.

[d]on't Grow Old. With Age Comes Caution, Which Is Another Name For Cowardice.... Whatever Else You Do In Life, Don't Cultivate A Conscience. Without A Conscience A Man May Never Be Said To Grow Old. This Is An Age Of Very Old Young Men.

The English Public Doesn't Really Like Shakespeare; It Prefers Football.

An Author Should Be Delighted, Not Annoyed When He Hears Himself Persistently Misquoted. He Could Receive No Higher Compliment. It Proves That The World Has Frequent And Urgent Need Of His Thoughts And Will Rather Change The Manner In Which He Expresses Them Than Do Without The Things Expressed.

Misquotation Is The Pride And Privilege Of The Learned.