Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

Woman: The Peg On Which The Wit Hangs His Jest, The Preacher His Text, The Cynic His Grouch And The Sinner His Justification.

A Man Always Mistakes A Woman's Clinging Devotion For Weakness, Until He Discovers That It Requires The Strength Of Samson, The Patience Of Job, And The Finesse Of Solomon To Untwine It.

The Mistakes You Regret The Most In Your Life Are The Ones You Didn't Commit When You Had The Chance

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.