Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

Home Is Any Four Walls That Enclose The Right Person.

Some Women Can Be Fooled All Of The Time, And All Women Can Be Fooled Some Of The Time, But The Same Woman Can't Be Fooled By The Same Man In The Same Way More Than Half Of The Time.

Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And Binds, And Binds.

To Make A Man Perfectly Happy Tell Him He Works Too Hard, That He Spends Too Much Money, That He Is "misunderstood" Or That He Is "different;" None Of This Is Necessarily Complimentary, But It Will Flatter Him Infinitely More Than Merely Telling Him That He Is Brilliant, Or Noble, Or Wise, Or Good.

There Are More Ways Of Killing A Man's Love Than By Strangling It To Death, But That's The Usual Way.