Nobody Is Quite So Blase And Sophisticated

Before Marriage, When A Woman Speaks To A Man In An Undertone, He Calls It "cooing"; After Marriage, He Calls It Nagging.

Eternity: The Interval Between The Time When A Woman Discovers That A Man Is In Love With Her And The Time When He Finds It Out Himself And Tells Her About It.

A Man Can Become So Accustomed To The Thought Of His Own Faults That He Will Begin To Cherish Them As Charming Little 'personal Characteristics.'

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.

A Fool And Her Money Are Soon Courted.