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Noah's Wife, Who Said To Noah, Don't Let The Elephants Watch The Rabbits. Never Got A Dinner!

Saint Christopher, Who Said, Where Can I Get A Frank Sinatra Medal? Never Got A Dinner!

Long John Silver's Wife, Short, Who Said To John, If The Shoe Fits... Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said To The Children Of Israel, Wear Your Galoshes; I Never Did This Trick Before. Never Got A Dinner!

Bluebeard, Who Said To Scottland Yard, How Do I Know How Many Wives I've Killed? I'm Not An Accountant! Never Got A Dinner!