If I Lose Show Business - I'll

Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate New York. Never Got A Dinner!

Michelangelo's Girlfriend, Who Said To Angelo, Forget The Paint - Let's Put A Mirror On The Ceiling. Never Got A Dinner!

Steven Spielberg's Mother, Who Said To E.t., I Don't Care Where You're From, You're Here And You're Gonna Get Bar Mitzvahed! Never Got A Dinner!

Pope John Paul Ii's Press Secretary, Who Said, See, If Only The Pope Were Italian, He Woulda Shot Back! Never Got A Dinner!

E.t., Who Said To Phyllis Diller, You Look Weird. Never Got A Dinner!