Ray Charles, Who Said To Stevie Wonder,

Gandhi, Who Went To Wendy's And Asked, "where's The Belief?" Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander The Great, Who Said On His Wedding Night, It's Only A Nickname. Never Got A Dinner!

Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate New York. Never Got A Dinner!

Simon Peter, Who Embarrassed The Other Disciples At The Last Supper By Asking For Seconds. Never Got A Dinner!

Adam, Who Said To Our Lord In The Garden Of Eden, I Got More Ribs - You Got More Broads? Never Got A Dinner!