Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough

Politeness Is Better Than Logic. You Can Often Persuade When You Cannot Convince.

Pedigrees Seldom Improve By Age; The Grandson Is Too Often A Weak Infringement On The Grandsire's Parent.

Most Everyone Seems Willing To Be A Fool Himself, But He Can't Bear To Have Anyone Else One.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

Marrying For Love May Be A Bit Risky, But It Is So Honest That God Can't Help But Smile On It.