Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than

Hunting After Happiness Is Like Hunting After A Lost Sheep In The Wilderness--when You Find It, The Chances Are That It Is A Skeleton.

True Valor Is Like Honesty; It Enters Into All That A Man Sees And Does.

If Animals Had Reason, They Would Act Just As Ridiculous As We Menfolks Do.

I Haven't Got As Much Money As Some Folks, But I've Got As Much Impudence As Any Of Them, And That's The Next Thing To Money.

Stupidity,--unconscious Ignorance.