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A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

Pity Costs Nothing, And It Ain't Worth Nothing.

I Would Much Rather Always Look Forward To The Time When I Am Going To Ride In A Carriage, Than To Look Back On The Time When I Used To.

The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy Is Really Poor.

There Are Only Two Qualities In The World: Efficiency And Inefficiency; And Only Two Sorts Of People: The Efficient And The Inefficient.