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Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.

It Is Better To Know Nothing Than To Know What Ain't So.

Love Looks Through A Telescope; Envy, Through A Microscope.

Anxiety Will Bear A Lot Of Nuisance.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.