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Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately
Rodney Dangerfield
Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.
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