Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

I Started Over Again With An Image: Nothing Goes Right. Then When The Godfather Came Out, All I Heard Was, Show Respect. With Me, You Show Respect. So I Changed The Image To I Don't Get No Respect. I Tried It Out In Greenwich Village. I Remember The First Joke I Told: Even As A Kid, I'd Play Hide And Seek And The Other Kids Wouldn't Even Look For Me. The People Laughed. After The Show, They Started Saying To Me, Me, Too - I Don't Get No Respect. I Figured, Let's Try It Again.

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'