I'm Having As Much Fun Today As

Sandy Koufax Went To The Same School As Me. I Graduated Two Years Ahead Of Sandy.

Someone Once Said, "i Don't Lie Because Then I Don't Have To Remember Anything." I've Told White Lies A Lot. Sometimes When You Tell Stories You'll Embellish Them A Little, Especially With Foxhole Humor.

If You Do Something, Expect Consequences

One Thing I Have Learned Is, If People Tell You They Had A "frank" Discussion With Someone, It Is Usually Code For A Yelling Match With Clenched Fists.

The Secret Of Success Is An Absolute Ungovernable Curiosity.