Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.