Exercise? I Get It On The Golf

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.