John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do

People Can Tell The Truth Much More Freely When They're Apparently Lying.

I Live In A Spanish-style Hillside Home In Los Angeles, California. I Paid $900,000 In 1995. It's Perhaps Worth About $3m Now. Thankfully, I Paid Off My Mortgage Before The Crash Because I Could See It Coming. I Worried That I Would Be Caught Having To Pay Off A Very High Mortgage For A House I Couldn't Sell.

Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam, I'm A Psychiatrist

I Used To Collect Persian Rugs And Real Estate - You Should Be Able To Walk On And Live In Your Money. I Had To Give Up The Rugs Because I'm Allergic To Mould.

I Think Comedy's Often The Little And The Large, Isn't It?