Jassie, Guess What I'm Dancing In!' 'i

There He Is, Tall, Tanned, Italian, Sophisticated. So What Do You Do?" I Said, "er, Leap On Him And Snog Him Within An Inch Of His Life? Taking Care Not To Strangle Myself On His False Beard, Or Disturb His Banana.

Look, I Can't Go Out With You, Because... Because... Because I'm A Lesbian.

Rosie Get Off Your Desk, And Please Put Your Beard Away.

He Who Laughs Last Laughs The Laughiest.

Cor, Love A Duck. And Also Lawks-a-mercy. I Said That Inwardly, But Outwardly I Said, "blimey, And Also, What Larks.