Cor, Love A Duck. And Also Lawks-a-mercy.

Some Things In Life Are Not Pleasant But They Have To Be Done. For Instance, German And Maths.

Overslept And Had To Race To Get A Life To Jas’s With My Dad. No Time For Yoga Or Makeup. Oh Well, I’ll Start Tomorrow. God Alone Knows How The Dalai Lama Copes On A Daily Basis. He Must Get Up At Dawn. Actually, I Read Somewhere That He Does Get Up At Dawn.

Dad At Breakfast Today Being Very Quiet. I Notice He Is Clean Shaven. I Said To Him, "vati, What Has Happened To The Little Beaver That Used To Live On The End Of Your Chin?

Who Wouldn't Want To See Some Owl Eggs?" I Said, "come On Then, They Are Down Here." He Said, "tallulah, The Answer To Who Wouldn't Want To See Some Owl Eggs Is... Me!!!!

The Fly In Her Argument Is That When She Says, 'they' Will Feel Like Lemons, We Don't Know Who 'they' Are. And 'they' Might Be Lemons.