Look, I Can't Go Out With You,

Its Okay I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers.

I Think 'growing Up' Would Mean That You Are Incredibly Tolerant And Easygoing, Liked Everything, Curious About The World Because You Weren't So Egotistically Driven.

Here Is My Recipe For A Mood Enhancer. Take A Friend, Preferably One With A Really Annoying Fringe And Outsize Pants, And When She Is Rambling On Swiftly, Push Her Into A Ditch And Run Away.

Jas, Whatever Tom Has Under His Trousers Is Between You And Him.

Some Things In Life Are Not Pleasant But They Have To Be Done. For Instance, German And Maths.