It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

Adam And Eve Were The First Of All Unions To Defy Management.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.