Laugh And The World Laughs With You;

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.

In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually The Deciding Factor.

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

Diets Show To What Great Lengths Women Will Go So As Not To Go To Great Widths.

In A Democracy, You Believe It Or Not; In A Dictatorship, You Believe It Or Else.