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I'd Love To Do Drama If It Was Interesting.

You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Yourself. That's What I Tell Asian People All The Time.

If You Quit Being Cunty, The Whole World Will Stop Being Against You.

All Comics Want To Be Musicians. There's A Part Of Me That Wants To Be A Serious Musician. I Love Songs About Heartache And Heartbreak.

By The Time I Would Have Graduated, At 22, I Was A Writer And Featured Performer On Saturday Night Live.