By The Time I Would Have Graduated,

I Don't Compromise. I Only Do The Stuff I Want To Do.

When I Was 17, I Read A Profile Of Carol Leifer. Since Then, I Wanted To Be Her. I Still Want To Be Her.

Look At The People Who Are Kind Of The Funniest Cultures, They're The Cultures Of The People Who Have Been The Most Oppressed, Black People And Jews. Not That They're The Only Funny People, But Culturally, It Comes From The Pain, You Know?

I'm So Much More Famous Than I Am Financially Successful. I Mean, I Live In A Three-room Apartment. I Mostly Make Free Videos On My Couch. But I Am Fine.

In The Big Picture, Life Has A Gap In It. It Just Does. You Don't Go Crazy Trying To Fill It.