It's Smart To Marry Your Yoga Teacher

25, 30 Years Ago, That Meant Something, They Were Making Some Money. And They Were Doing All Sorts Of Comedy, Screaming At The Audience, Basically Crowd Control. And Then There Was The Whole Urban Comedy Scene.

A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship Together Is Not To Scream In Terror When You See Your Partner Naked.

Nobody Can Tell Me What I Can Or Can't Do, Except They Can.

I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet Are Soft Like A Baby's Behind. If His Ass Was Covered In Calluses.

One Of The First Things I Said When I Signed On For The Show Was No Hugs! Full House Was All Based On Hugs.