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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Father Encourages You To Quit School Because Larry Has An Opening On The Lube Rack.

I Notice My Wife When She's On The Phone With Her Friends, Man They Will Share Every Animate Details Of Their Lives With Each Other. See Men Once We Become Friends With Another Man We May Never Say Another Word To Him, Unless There's Valuable Information That Needs To Be Exchanged. Things Like "hey Jim, Your Shirt's On Fire."

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?

Pride Is The First Step In People Unraveling And Companies Unraveling And Relationships Unraveling.

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.