If You Own A Home With Wheels

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.

The Things That I'm Talking About Not Knowing, They're Not Mysteries Of The Universe; It's Just Stuff I Thought I Would Know By The Time I Was Thirty-nine.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.