It's Funny, The Hardest Thing To Do

It's Funny, The Hardest Thing To Do Is To Make Something Look Like It's Fast, Loose And Improvised, And Get Somebody To Laugh.

I Don't Want To Live Anywhere Where I'm Breathing Two Million Cars' Fumes And Paying A Zillion Dollars For The Right To Be Totally Hassled.

I'm In A House Where If The Washing Machine Shuts Off, It Sings A Song. If Ipad Gets A Message, It Sings A Song. I'm Living In A Real Postmodern Time - Every Single Thing Sings To You To Tell You It's Started, It's Stopped, You've Got A Message, You Didn't Get A Message.

The Last Day Of Your Life Is Still Going To Be A Day.

I Don't Know What Dvd Commentaries Are About. I'd Like To Strangle The Person Who Came Up With That Concept.