It's Funny. Maria Elena And I, We

Real Life Is Generally Much Duller And Inevitably Sadder, Most Of The Time. In Film, You Control Everything That's Going On, So You Can Indulge The Most Fantastic, Romantic, Escapist Feelings And Fantasies. You Can Do Anything You Want. That's Why It's Very Seductive And Pleasurable To Earn Your Living Making Movies Because You're Not Living In The Real World.

Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull On One And Ten More Come.

Life Is Like A Concentration Camp... You Can't Leave Without Dying.

I Believe There Is Something Out There Watching Us. Unfortunately, It's The Government.

Marriage Is Like Mushrooms: We Notice Too Late If They Are Good Or Bad.