I Know Of Only Six Genuine Comic

My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know. She Was Too Busy Getting Raped By Cossacks.

I've Never Dated A Fictional Character Before. The Closest I Ever Came Was An Italian.

I Don't Fear Death. - I Just Don't Want To Be Around When It Happens.

If You Can Delude Yourself By Believing That There Is Some Kind Of Santa Claus Out There Who Is Going To Bail You Out In The End, Then It Will Help You Get Through. Even If You Are Proven Wrong In The End, You Would Have Had A Better Life Than A Non-believer.

History Is The Same Thing Over And Over Again.