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You Might Be A Redneck If Directions To Your House Include Turn Off The Paved Road.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Stand Under The Mistletoe At Christmas And Wait For Granny And Cousin Sue-ellen To Walk By.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.