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You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.

If Your Mother Doesn't Remove The Marlboro From Her Lips Before Telling The State Trooper To Kiss Her Ass, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your 'huntin Dog' Cost More Than The Truck You Drive Him Around In.

Sacrificing Myself To Kill Hilary Clinton Was The Best Thing I Could Possibly Do For Humanity

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.