When I Did The Sitcom I Was

I Think With A Comedian, When You Get To The Point Of A Greatest Hits, It's Kind Of An Acknowledgment That You've Been Doing Stand-up A Long Time, Which Not Very Many People Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Tell Your Age By The Number Of Rings In The Bathtub.

To Me, The Media In New York And La Have Always Missed The Essence Of This Country.

There's No Down Time Any More.

The Designated Driver Program, It's Not A Desirable Job. But If You Ever Get Sucked Into Doing It, Drop Them Off At The Wrong House.