You Might Be A Redneck If You're

I Think With A Comedian, When You Get To The Point Of A Greatest Hits, It's Kind Of An Acknowledgment That You've Been Doing Stand-up A Long Time, Which Not Very Many People Do.

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think A Chain Saw Is A Musical Instrument.

Hell, When I Was In High School, A "drive-by Shooting" Meant Somebody Had Their Rear End Hanging Out A Car Window!

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stared At A Can Of Orange Juice Because It Said Concentrate.