If You Laugh At It, You Can

People Say That Money Is Not The Key To Happiness, But I Always Figured If You Have Enough Money, You Can Have A Key Made.

I Said To My Husband, 'my Boobs Have Gone, My Stomach's Gone, Say Something Nice About My Legs.' He Said, 'blue Goes With Everything.'

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

Want To Know Why Women Don't Blink During Foreplay? Not Enough Time.