If You Laugh At It, You Can

My Love Life Is Like A Piece Of Swiss Cheese; Most Of It's Missing, And What's There Stinks.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

My Mother Told Me 'man On Top, Woman Underneath.' For Years My Husband & I Slept In Bunk Beds.

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