List Of Aspirin Quotes

The Pressure Gets Worse The Older You Get. The Hole Starts To Look The Size Of A Bayer Aspirin.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

When A Regular Person Gets Sick, They Take An Aspirin. When A Writer Gets Sick, They Take Notes.

A Couple Drinks. A Couple Aspirin. Repeat.

I Realize Now That Taking Drugs Was Like Taking An Aspirin Without Having A Headache.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

I Don't Take Any Of The Medications I Took When I Was Younger: Antibiotics, Antacids, Aspirin, Asthma Inhalers, Ulcer Medication, Allergy Shots.

Professionalism In Medicine Has Given Us Medial Miracles For The Affluent But Hospitals That Will Charge $35 For Aspirin.

The Short Of It Is, As An Aspiring Writer, There Is Nothing As Damaging To Your Credibility As Saying That You Don't Like To Read.

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.

When There's An Ache, You Want To Be Like Aspirin, Not Vitamins. Aspirin Solves A Very Particular Problem Someone Has, Whereas Vitamins Are A General "nice To Have" Market.

I See Myself Much More As A Writer/director Or At Least An Aspiring Writer/director - Not Necessarily In Film.