You Might Be A Redneck If There

Because Criminals Know That When They See A House With 2 Foot Tall Grass, A Dog On A Chain, And An Engine Hanging From A Tree, A Gun Lives In That House. And If You Want To Know What Kind, Just Break In At 2 In The Morning.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Dog Catcher Calls For A Backup Unit When He Visits Your House.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Worn A Dress That Is Strapless With A Bra That Isn't.

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love.

Have You Ever Seen People So Ugly That You Have To Get Someone Else To Verify It?