If You Ask Me About Women's Lib,

When I Was In Africa, This Voice Came To Me And Said, "richard, What Do You See?" I Said, "i See All Types Of People." The Voice Said, "but Do You See Any Niggers?" I Said, "no." It Said, "do You Know Why? 'cause There Aren't Any."

It's Been A Struggle For Me Because I Had A Chance To Be White And Refused.

There's Nothing Worse Than Being An Aging Young Person.

The Way I See It, The Earth Is Going To Be Here After We're Dead And Gone. Even If It's A Polluted Planet, And They Messed It Up. Where Do They Go From Here - To Another Planet So They Can Mess That Up Too?

The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against Vampires Is Because Vampires Are Allergic To Bullshit.