If You Ask Me About Women's Lib,

If I Thought About It, I Could Be Bitter, But I Don't Feel Like Being Bitter. Being Bitter Makes You Immobile, And There's Too Much That I Still Want To Do.

You Gotta Be Cool When You're Macho Man, Cuz You Can't Be Sensitive And Care About Someone Having A Good Time In Bed, Cuz That's Too Scary... When You Don't Use Sensitivity When You're Having Sex, Or Share Some Of Your Soul, Nothing Gonna Happen, Because Men Really Get Afraid. Men Really Get Scared In Bed.

The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against Vampires Is Because Vampires Are Allergic To Bullshit.

I Don't See Myself Getting Married Again, But If I Do, It Will Be Forever.

I Don't Want To Go Through Life As A Wonder Wheel Murderer!