The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against

I Expected Dracula To Come Jumping Out Any Second. If He Did I'd Have Held Up A Cross, Cause He's Allergic To Bullshit.

Imagine People Calling You To Find Out If You're Dead. I've Led A Real Crazy Life At Times, And I've Had Many Strange Things Happen To Me, But That Was One Of The Strangest.

I Just Don't Want To Die Alone, That's All. That's Not Too Much To Ask For, Is It It Would Be Nice To Have Someone Care About Me, For Who I Am, Not About My Wallet.

My Grandmother Used To Discipline Me, I Mean, Beat My Ass, And I Deserved Them, Too.

I Was A Loner And Never Hung Out With Anyone. I Never Had Any Friends.