If It Gets Any Hotter In Here

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

Why Don't You Go Home To Your Wife? Better Yet, I'll Go Home To Your Wife, And Outside Of The Improvement, She Won't Notice Any Difference.

You Know I Could Rent You Out As A Decoy For Duck Hunters?