You Know I Could Rent You Out

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

You're Heading For A Breakdown. Why Don't You Pull Yourself To Pieces?

Obviously There Was No Point In Being A Bachelor If His Houseman Was Going To Filch His Booze. If He Was Going To Get Robbed, He Might Just As Well Get Married.

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.