If Everybody Likes You, You're Pretty Dull.

Sex Is God's Joke On Human Beings.

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.

It's A Very Independent Male Creature That Lives Alone, And A Lot Of Independent Females Who Live Alone. It's All Very Sad But It's Much Easier For Both Sexes To Do It This Way Nowadays.

I Sent My Flowers Across The Hall To Mrs Nixon But Her Husband Remembered What A Democrat I Am And Sent Them Back.

Basically, I Believe The World Is A Jungle, And If It's Not A Bit Of A Jungle In The Home, A Child Cannot Possibly Be Fit To Enter The Outside World.