I Sent My Flowers Across The Hall

The Secret Of Marriage Is: Separate Bedrooms And Separate Bathrooms.

I Think It's Just Too Much Trouble To Be Dishonest And Keep Up With Yourself.

I Went Back To Work Because Someone Had To Pay For The Groceries.

I Was Thought To Be 'stuck Up.' I Wasn't. I Was Just Sure Of Myself. This Is And Always Has Been An Unforgivable Quality To The Unsure.

If You've Never Been Hated By Your Child, You've Never Been A Parent.