Sex Is God's Joke On Human Beings.

I Guess I'm Larger Than Life. That's My Problem.

I Was Thought To Be 'stuck Up.' I Wasn't. I Was Just Sure Of Myself. This Is And Always Has Been An Unforgivable Quality To The Unsure.

An Affair Now And Then Is Good For A Marriage. It Adds Spice, Stops It From Getting Boring... I Ought To Know.

Getting Old Is Not For Sissies.

I Have Often Seen An Actor Laugh Off The Stage, But I Don't Remember Ever Having Seen One Weep.