If A Man Smiles All The Time,

I Remember When I Was A Kid I Used To Come Home From Sunday School And My Mother Would Get Drunk And Try To Make Pancakes

When I Hear A Person Talking About Political Solutions, I Know I Am Not Listening To A Serious Person.

A Flag Is Supposed To Represent Everything That A Country Does. It Doesn't Only Represent The Good Things. If You Burn The Flag, You're Burning The Flag For What You Perceive To Be The Bad Things The Country Has Done. It's Only A Symbol. It's Only A Piece Of Cloth.

If A Parsley Farmer Is Sued, Can They Garnish His Wages?

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups.