When I Hear A Person Talking About

Life Is Sacred? Who Said So, God? Hey, If You Read History You'll Realize That God Is One Of The Leading Causes Of Death...has Been For Thousands Of Years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, All Taking Turns Killing Each Other Because God Told Them It Was A Good Idea.

I Like Florida. Everything Is In The 80s. The Temperatures, The Ages And The Iq's.

Put Two Things Together Which Have Never Been Put Together Before, And Some Schmuck Will Buy It.

I'm In Shape. Round Is A Shape.

I Think Of Shock As Kind Of An Uptown Form Of Surprise. Comedy Is Filled With Surprise, So When I Cross A Line... I Like To Find Out Where The Line Might Be And Then Cross It Deliberately, And Then Make The Audience Happy About Crossing The Line With Me.