I Went To The Un And Even

Dennis Kucinich's Politics Are More Scrambled Than Rod Steiger's Dream Journal.

American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed If They Were Made Of Equal Parts Water And Paper Towel.

Just Put Down 9/11... I Think, On Most Things I'm Liberal, Except On Defending Ourselves And Keeping Half The Money. Those Things I'm Kind Of Conservative On.

I Think [ann Coulter] Understands That, She's Pavlov's Dog. She Gets The Corn Kernel If She Hits That Drum Once In A While.

In The Late Twentieth Century, Staying Sober Has Become Just As Much An Addiction As Getting Wasted.