American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed

When Your Mother Starts Using The Word "party" As A Verb About Her Kid, That's Absolutely Crazy.

The World Is So Ass-backwards It Almost Makes You Wish You Were Dyslexic.

In The Late Twentieth Century, Staying Sober Has Become Just As Much An Addiction As Getting Wasted.

Detroit's So Bad This Year They Might Lose Their Bye Week.

We Are Simultaneously The Most Hated, Loved, Feared And Admired Nation On This Planet. In Short, We Are Frank Sinatra.