I Was Walking Home One Night And

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.

I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry Me?' She Said, 'we'll Have To Ask My Father.' So We Had A Seance And Jack Ruby Says, 'hello!'

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?