I Was Walking Down The Street. Something

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

I Pray A Simple Prayer Every Morning. It's An Ecumenical Prayer. Whether You're Catholic Or Jewish Or Muslim Or Hindu, I Think It Speaks To The Heart Of Every Faith. It Goes “lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.”

The Way I Understand It, The Russians Are Sort Of A Combination Of Evil And Incompetence... Sort Of Like The Post Office With Tanks.

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.