I Was Smart Enough To Go Through

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed; Last Night I Tried To Hang Myself - But The Rope Broke.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

Omaha Is A Little Like Newark, Without Newark's Glamour.